Always Afraid to Make Amish-take

Short and sweet--Top 10 Reasons Why I Accept My Title as Being "Amish"
Note: Some of these points are not necessarily AMISH, but still advocate my role as an inexperienced, naive, and useless human being.

1. I don't watch TV; I don't understand how people can do other things while a TV is on...I get so mesmerized by the moving figures on the screen...

2. The most extreme sport I've ever participated in was water skiing...and I sucked.

3. I've never used an ATM machine until a few weeks ago. My friend had to guide me through it, and the guy behind me was laughing at me.

4. I used my debit card for the first time today--prior to that, I have always paid in cash.

5. I only speak one language.

6. I can be easily entertained by a simple ipod game like solitaire for hours at end.

7. I don't know how to cook; recently food poisoned myself.

8. I am an inexperienced buyer, not knowing the going rate for most things.

9. I would rather ride a horse for the rest of my life than own a car.

10. I'd rather sit by myself and read a book than have to venture out into the real world and meet people.